To the Dad Coaching Third Base, Wearing a “Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me” Hat

To the Dad Coaching Third Base, Wearing a “Women Want Me, Fish Fear Me” Hat One hat, two independent claims, three bases, two outs, and zero energy from you, the third-base coach wearing a hat that alleges, WOMEN WANT ME, FISH FEAR ME. I have no standing to doubt that women want you. I’m willing to take you at your word that there are women out there who want a lethargic man who just stands there as a runner that he should’ve told to slide is casually tagged out at third....

May 15, 2025 · 4 min · 743 words · Emma Monday

Funny Dad Hats: Irony Worn Out Loud

Funny Dad Hats: Irony Worn Out Loud Ah, the dad hat—a symbol of paternal pride and, for some, the punchline of countless jokes. But let’s get one thing straight: funny dad hats take this irony up a notch. Wearing one is like carrying a small trophy that declares, “I refuse to take life too seriously.” Here, we dive into the delightful chaos of funny dad hats, where humor meets headgear....

April 21, 2025 · 3 min · 430 words · Emma Monday